How to cheat at lent

Caffiene Free diet coke tastes like crap but does indeed have no caffiene.
7up, Tango (all varieties) also have no caffiene and taste lots better.

Flyte bars aren't techincally classified as chocolate.

I use these cheats to my fullest advantage.

No Caffiene, No chocolate.

40 days, 40 nights.

Woah.