Fionacat (fionacat) wrote,

  • Mood:
Oh My! It's full of memes!!

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (181%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (100%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (100%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]

Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi (270%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Cthulhu (130%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Goth (155%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Gaming (130%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

BBCB (140%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion (180%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit (160%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British (190%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan (115%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia (170%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows (100%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Free BSD (130%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics (185%)
Stop caring!

Computer Games (140%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (150%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima (110%)
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.

UNIX (90%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

  • (no subject)

    The dream started as a post-apocalypse zombie story, in the deep jungles of ... i have no idea where Liam Neeson is the last administrator of a…

  • What is a Brony?

    Taking the Bro and putting it into Pony, Bronies are fans of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show. An animation refuse for young and old to…

  • ~Ingress~

    Gur jbeyq nf lbh xabj vg vf n yvr. Nyy nebhaq lbh gurl ner jbexvat ntnvafg hf. Gur Funcref. Gurl pbageby KZ, rkbgvp znggre. Jung crbcyr qba'g trg…

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded