Fionacat (fionacat) wrote,

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... how, why did I write this?

Furry Rhapsody

Parody of the fantastic Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Is this the real life?
Is it just yiffnet?
Caught by an irkop.
No escaping Sibe...

Open your eyes...
Look up to the sky and see...

I'm just a poor fox,
No escape from "yiff me",
But I'm more then that,
More then yiff,
Not just sex,
I'm complex...
Trying to join the fandom,
Without yiff.
Without yiff.

My mate,
Just yiffed a girl,
Thought she was a dog,
Turned out she's a hog...
For my mate,
It was just yiff; yiff yiff,
But now he's gone and turned gay.

My mate,
Didn't mean to make you cry
But if we break up from RL complications,
Carry on, carry on,
As only yiff matters...

*Guitar break to faster tempo*

I see a little siloutte of a cat!
FurryMuck, SPR,
Do you play Furtoonia?
Easy yiff,
All the time,
Will you yiff with me?
Ick! Please no!
You will not yiff me?
Ick! Please no!
You will not yiff me?
Ick! Please no! No! NO! NO! NO!!!

The burned furs have a NCO set aside for me, for me, for me!!!

*Guitar riff*

So you think you can stop me being a fur?
You couldn't stop me with a million pearls.
Ooooooh baby.
Don't say maybe.
Just come yiff,
Just come yiff,
Just come yiff,
Just come yiff with me.

*Guitar break to slow melody*

I'm just a fox.
Anyone can see.
That I'm just a fox.
That I AM just a fox.
And that's all that matters to me.

Anywhere the fandom goes

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