In the 1950s, Rodent Nickson was President. He was a good looking man, slick hair, good dental records. Sure, he had a little big nose and chubby squirrely cheeks, but hey, who doesn't?
or was it;
The King thought everybody in America was revolting. The King sent Hitler to fight the Americans. Everybody picked George Washington to be the leader because he was the first President of the United States. After he won the war, George Washington was so happy he invited everybody to a tea party in Boston.
Nah it was most certainlly;
Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther King all died so we could be free to watch television.