Oh and I got fired.

Boss: This is Jane, please have a seat.
Me: Hi Jane!
Boss: Oh you know Jane?
Me: Uh no, never met her...
Boss: I assume you know why you are here?
Me: Uh ... no.
Boss: Oh right well am I'm afraid you aren't fitting into the team.
Me: Oh!!
Boss: Terminated as of today, 1 weeks full pay.
Me: Mmkay.
Me leaves the room.