01. Do you own any plaid clothing?
02. Do you own Converse shoes?
03. Do you own Saucony shoes?
04. Do you own old school Nikes?
05. Do you wear tight pants?
06. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?
07. Do you know what a squatter flap is?
08. Do you own a messenger bag?
09. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest?
10. Do you own braces?
11. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth
12. Do you have short, shaggy hair?
13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches?
14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon?
15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"?
16. Is your hair black or red?
17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?
18. Do you own a bandanna?
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears?
20. Are you amused by safety pins?
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them?
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London?
24. Do you enjoy leopard print?
25. Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)?
26. Are you an anarchist?
27. Does the American flag anger you?
28. Are you "working class"?
29. Do you dislike "preps"?
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic?
31. Do you smoke cigarettes?
32. Do you smoke cloves?
33. Are you a thin waif?
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian?
35. Do you think meat is murder?
36. Do your nighttime activities usually involve drunken underage vomiting?
37. Have you ever slept in an alley or park?
38. Do you wash your hair less than once a week?
39. Have you ever gone a week without a shower?
40. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor?
41. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is?
42. Do you like Mr. Kerouac?
43. Should Mumia Abu-jamal be freed from prison?
44. Are you a member of the Makeout Club?
45. Do you say "rad"?
46. Do you say "rockin'"?
47. Do you say punk "rawk"?
48. Do you spout the word "oi" at random times?
49. Do you say "punk's not dead"?
50. Do you say "punk is dead"?
51. Do you like bands with "." in their name?
52. Do you like bands with "theory" in their name?
53. Do you like bands with "the"?
54. Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning?
55. Do you like bands with the word "fuck" in their name or album title?
56. Do you think "Christian punk" is an oxymoron?
57. Are Blink 182 fans "posers"?
58. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout?
59. Have you ever bought the headlining band food?
60. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls?